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Showing posts with label Now with 100% more friends. Show all posts

Monday, April 23, 2012

Curls

Me: My hair today looks like Hermione's before she got hot.
Alex: That just means you look MAGICAL ;)

Also, this guy's doing it right: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100320150847AAtGsT8

Friday, July 8, 2011

Marriage!


Alex Grinton
10:19

i had a sudden craving for oysters

Grinton, Claire (SFO-DRF)
10:20

are you pregnant?

Alex Grinton
10:20

i didn't say oysters and ice cream, just oysters.

Grinton, Claire (SFO-DRF)
10:20

OYSTERS AND PICKLES! I SAID OYSTERS AND PICKLES, DAMN IT!

Alex Grinton
10:20

i'm pregnant with pauses.

you will make a very scary preggo
Grinton, Claire (SFO-DRF)
10:21

wow, i can't wait to have children with you.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

My work birthday

I started my job here at Draftfcb a year ago today. I can't believe how quickly it has gone by, but isn't that how it always goes?

Because my supervisor had a really busy day, I wasn't asked to come in until 2pm. I spent the morning sleeping in, lounging in my PJs, and reflecting on the fact that I was returning to a full-time job at an agency for the first time in three years. This was the conversation that took place just a bit before I left for my first day.

12:22 PM me: so, i start my job in an hour and 38 minutes
that is WEIRD
12:23 PM Jordan: that is REALLY weird
me: hah
it's kind of like, one of those things you shouldn't be able to talk about and share
i'm feeling very IN the moment, you know?
it's like pressing pause between when a boy is leaning towards you and when he kisses you
12:24 PM shit just doesn't happen, hah
Jordan: are you so excited?!
me: haha
yeah, i think so
i'm feeling like i should have sent thank you cards or something, for the offer
is that kind of thing standard?
should i bring cupcakes?
lol
fuck me.
apparently i'm nervous.
(20 some minutes pass in other conversation)
me: ok, i really need to shower and get ready. need to leave here in about 45 minutes
wish me luck and limited awkwardness













Jordan: i wisk you luck and limited awkwardness





Awesome. Oh, and by the way? I definitely got there late, having not eaten lunch.

(Sorry Mom, Dad, in-laws, etc. for excessive swearing. I blame nerves.)

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

"Your hair's getting long..."

Alex: i have a bittersweet memory of universal studios that hopefully this will replace
me: what's that?
Alex: it was the last trip danielle and i took as a couple thing before the "incident"
me: boo
we're going to have an amazing time there. all sweet, no bitter.
Alex: good :)
i just had a sudden slight wave of superstition equivalent to scott pilgrim's haircut
me: hahahahaha
i love you so much

Monday, October 11, 2010

Talking it out

Jordan: it sounds pretty complicated to me.
me: eh, yes and no
ha
so, i guess yes, hah

Sunday, May 2, 2010

On car vs bus commutes, and yelling

suzanne.jarosz :the only thing i can do is sing along to the radio, and eat. both things that do not add to my quality of life.
5:03 PM me: NOT TRUE!
oh my goodness, if you knew how much i miss singing to music
particularly in the car, when you feel in control
5:04 PM living in the city, in an apartment building, there are very few opportunities for making noise
5:05 PM suzanne.jarosz: hahaha. you could make noise, but the question of being heard is different.
me: exactly
suzanne.jarosz: omg. i am totally on board with the yelling rooms
5:06 PM my version: the pillow scream.
equally effective. it got me through college
5:09 PM me: hahahahhaa
ill have to try that
might still freak Alex out, but that's about it, hah
5:11 PM suzanne.jarosz: years ago, rian asked me how i stay so calm and i responded "pillow scream"--that moment changed her life...and little did our roommates know, but they had double pillow screams happening almost every night.
5:13 PM me: hahahahahahha
that's fantastic

On growing up

claire: i think i need to buy some makeup
face makeup. i don't own any.
Jordan: good lord. how do you not own face makeup
me: concealer, foundation, the whole bit
hahaha
Jordan: probs because you have good skin
me: i just never wore it
not great skin, by any means
i have a lot of weird rosiness, but i just distract from it by wearing blush
(in the right places, hah)
otherwise, i just never gave enough of a crap
8:10 PM like, i cared, but it felt like i was fighting a losing battle
8:11 PM i don't like wearing makeup that you can SEE im wearing makeup
for the most part, anyway
8:12 PM Jordan: get bare minerals
at Ulta
i love it.
you hardly wear any of it
but it gives you a polished look
8:14 PM me: i've almost purchased it multiple times
but im such an idiot, i dont even know the order of things
isn't there one other kind of face makeup?
foundation, concealer, and....
Jordan: they do free tests on yoU!
they teach you how to do it
if you go to an Ulta store.
me: there's one right on Powell street
8:15 PM Jordan: go try it
they'll do a lil makeover
me: i got a free sample on the street two weeks ago

8:32 PM
me: but i think it was just the mineral powder
er wait
the thing that goes on top, whatever the hell that is
ha
Jordan: mineral veil
awesome stuff.
8:35 PM me: im excited :)
i feel like i'm growing up, hah
8:36 PM Jordan: lol...let's see? you're married. you moved to San Fran. you bought a dog. NOW you feel like an adult? because you're going to buy makeup?
me: hahahahahahhahaa
fair enough.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

The Life I Draw Upon, Now with 100% More Friends!

me: i need to shower
Alex: yes you do
always listen to that voice