TFMM- The Minnesota Life

"Just came from a celine dion tribute and a casino!!!!!"

my response: "Damn mom, living the life! Heh."

TFMM- Spotted

"Saw a lisence plate, male in a truck, mc hot e! Do u still watch greys anatomoy?"

TFMM- Proof she's cooler than me

"The dog days are over. Even Florence and the machine knew sq* went home! I miss her."

*sq being Squeegee, obviously

Yes, she quoted Florence and the Machine unaided.

Texts From My Mom (TFMM), Edition the first

Her first text, November 19th: "Hi are you proud of me"

And another to prove there may just be something to this--

The unintended dig: "Limited has skinny stretch jeans 70.00 and I just sent you coupons from there. They have a curvy fit in the hips. Love you"